Wearing your purple hat of confusion?  If not, we have you covered.  A ‘release’ was sent out today announcing the Zeus Mobile Phone.  Is this the next iPhone killer?  You can’t really call yourself Zeus and not go after the legend.  

Is it an Octo-core?  Does it have 4k resolution?  What about a 4D screen?  We aren’t sure if has any of that.  All they have said is this:


So they are screaming it out loud – its best and more important feature is that its also a vape.  We’ve seen phone cases that are (crappy) vapes, but nothing along the lines of this.  

Zeus Mobile Phone

Sadly the pictures show an extremely mediocre-looking phone, that might literally only be a phone.  It has smartphone-ish screen, but I just saw an ecig mod with a full color OLED screen on it.  

We have worked tirelessly to integrate texting, talking, and vaping into one spectacular, innovative technology.

The applications are limitless. We feel that Zeus will change the world as we know it.

To quote the website, in regards to it changing the world: “HOW?”

They claim its a phone.  They claim it has apps.  They claim it can vape.  They even claim it can vape your medicines and your ‘nutracueticals’.  What’s that you ask?

The term “nutraceutical” has no meaning in US law.  Depending on its ingredients and the claims with which it is marketed, a product is regulated as a drug, dietary supplement, food ingredient, or food. Wiki

The best part though?

Not yet available in the United States. This device has not been authorized as required by the rules of the Federal Communications Commission. This device is not, and may not be, offered for sale or lease, or sold or leased, until authorization is obtained.

Pffffft.    A vape company that has to face the FCC?   When the FCC and Nutraceuticals collide, no one wins.  

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